OH SHIT! OH NO! GUYS STOP MAKING JOKES, THIS JUST GOT SERIOUS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE, THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP. DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDENTIFYING INFORMATION ABOUT WHO IS RUNNING THIS TWITTER ACCOUNT? THEY NEED RESCUE! THEY ARE BEING HELD CAPTIVE!
If you're being held against your will and need help, make the 69th nickname "Nice" and I will call for your rescue.