Honest games, entertainment, and culture reporting supported by our community on Patreon: patreon.com/thehardtimes
satire
Joined May 2017
- Tweets 17,316
- Following 939
- Followers 323,406
- Likes 16,022
Microsoft Announces Game Pass Subscribers Will Receive a Real Life Dog on September 1st
hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
7
171
9
1,350
It’s Over: Guy Playing Against You Brought His Own Controller
hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
11
318
11
2,969
Paramount Confirms Upcoming Frasier Reboot Will Focus on Multiverse
hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…
22
252
23
2,279
Hulk Hogan Has Great Idea for Movie About Hulk Hogan
hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…
9
28
3
318
Every Mortal Kombat Character Ranked by How Good a Spouse I Think They Would Be
hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
38
348
144
1,953
Establishing Shot Clarifies Pentagon-Shaped Building Is the Pentagon
hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…
4
51
609
Rival Shocked to Learn Pokémon Trainer Has Known About Type Advantages for 25 Years
hard-drive.net/uncategorized…
9
168
5
1,844
MultiVersus Announces It’s Just Going to the Store For Some Cigarettes, Will Be Right Back, Everything’s Fine
hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
11
668
15
5,000
Starfield Imagines Imaginative Futuristic Worlds With Thousands of Pickable Locks
hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
2
79
2
1,010
Ghost of Obi Wan Begs Luke to Stop Masturbating So Much
hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…
13
80
3
1,414
Luigi: The Hard Drive Interview
hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
5
43
3
403
Earning Our Deaths: We Ranked the God of War Games From Worst to Best
hard-drive.net/news-games/ea…
3
4
5
148
We Must End the Scourge of Meta Movies
hard-drive.net/news-games/we…
16
19
14
512
Sony Reminds Gamers That It’s Okay to Put Your Nintendo Switch in a Microwave
hard-drive.net/hd/technology…
22
208
4
2,056
Google Doodle Honors Quilt-Maker Who Inspired Female Cobblers to Fight for Representation in Malaysian Cinema 84 Years Ago
hard-drive.net/hd/technology…
4
18
431
Man Lingers in Car to Finish Last 4 Hours of Podcast Real Quick
hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…
4
66
3
826
The 10 Most Anticipated TV Shows of 2023
hard-drive.net/hd/list/the-1…
7
47
21
531
Nintendo Glues Seven Lawyers Together to Sue Tears of the Kingdom Leakers
hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
7
173
4
2,602
Hasbro Announces New ‘My Little Pony’ Character Based on the Pale Horse Upon Which Death Rides
hard-drive.net/hd/entertainm…
16
162
7
1,283
Man Loses All His Friends After Removing Hat With +3 Charisma
hard-drive.net/hd/video-game…
14
237
28
2,771