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“It’s Easier to Learn as You Play,” Says Man Who Forgot Rules of Board Game
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Alt-Right Yu-Gi-Oh Player’s Deck Made Up Entirely of Blue-Eyes White Dragons
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“Carpool Karaoke” Drastically Improved by Self-Driving Car
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Melee Players Abandon Game After Learning It’s Over 18 Years Old
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Video Game Patches Are Unfair: If I Had to Deal With This Glitchy Annoying Boss, Then So Should All Future Generations of Gamers
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Man Thinking of Playing RPG Just Not Ready for That Kind of Commitment
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Fans Underwhelmed by ‘Hotline Miami’ Spinoff ‘Hotline Tulsa’
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So many claim to be gamers, yet still haven't subscribed to us! Strange!
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World Horrified as It Inches Closer to Inevitability of Indiana Jones 5
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Grandpa on Hospital Bed Begins Glowing as Second Health Bar Appears
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Mega Man Gains Nothing After Defeating Existential Man
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There's a lotta Resi 4 reviews dropping right now so it seems a good time to remind you that ours is the only one that matters
The Hard Drive Review, of Resident Evil 4
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RPG Player Unsure Whether Their Character Would Say “Of Course!” or “Sure Thing!”
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Gotham Orphanage Suspicious as Bruce Wayne Arrives to Adopt Third Son This Month
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Warden of Horny Jail Admits Putting All the Horny People Together in One Building Was a Huge Mistake
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Huge Marvel Fans Bully Kid for Reading Comic Book
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Anthropologists Discover Humanity’s Earliest Cosplay
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Uninsured Neo Can’t Afford Red or Blue Pill
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Streamers Invade SWAT Guy’s House to See How He Likes It
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100 Gecs Song Blasting Out of Busted iPhone Speakers Exactly How It Was Meant to Be Played
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