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Congress Bans TikTok After Frustrated Legislators Couldn’t Master ‘Wednesday’ Dance
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Crude Mountain Dew Reaches Highest Price in Decades
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Fans of Dark Souls Will Love This: They Made a Dark Souls 2
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Peter Molyneux Confirms Milo Died Five Years Ago
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Mega Man Unsure of Optimal Order to Ask Bosses for Raise
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Horrified HGTV Exec Stumbles Into Room of Tanks Containing Dead Clones of Original Property Brother
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Well, Well, Well, Mom Says She Can’t Pause Online Bridge Game
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Study Shows Average Anime High School Student Needs 9 Seasons to Graduate
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Pokémon Fan Only Has to Watch Movie 15,537 Times Before Seeing Shiny Detective Pikachu
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Climate Report Warns Global Warming Not Quite Strong Enough to Make Seaman Extinct
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New Bike Game Lets You Do Bike Shit
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“But Who Should We Cast as the Upsetting Weirdo?” Muse Movie Executives as Jared Leto Inexplicably Appears in Puff of Smoke
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Elon Musk Keeps Asking Tesla Engineers to Make Cars More Like ‘Twisted Metal’
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there's a mode in Fortnite where everyone in the game votes on a question (this was Chocolates vs. Flowers) and then everyone on the more popular side slaughters everyone on the less popular side
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Movie With Epilepsy and Gunshot Warning Must Be Sick as Hell
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Depressed Fire Emblem Character Doesn’t Have Enough Movement to Get Out of Bed Today
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We made a video ranking the Real-Life Driving Abilities of Every Mario Kart Character and in the 5 days since it's aged beautifully, not a single person has debunked us. Clearly, we are simply on another level
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My Homemade PlayStation 5 Might Not Play All the Games, But At Least My Wait Is Over
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