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SEGA Confirms Real Hedgehog Couldn’t Actually Run That Fast
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Nintendo Announces Metroid Prime 5
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Guy Who Just Bought $250 Arcade Stick Losing Even Harder Now
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Deadly Mission Impossible Stunt Has Tom Cruise Stand Next to 5’9” Woman on Camera
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HBO Announces Loop Hero Show That Will Be 400 Episodes Long
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Man Loses All His Friends After Removing Hat With +3 Charisma
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Nobody Has Heart to Tell Excited Nintendo Direct Voiceover Guy That Most of the Games He’s Describing Have Been Out for Years
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Penn Badgley Puts His Controller Down During ‘Witcher 3’ Sex Scene Out of Respect for His Wife
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Sony Increases PS5 Price Again for Back Talk
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Upcoming Nintendo Game Lets You Grow and Harvest New Farming Simulators
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New MCU Trailer Teases Potential Death of Cinema
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Woman Only Buys Ancient Wizard Robe of Infinite Power Because It Has Pocket Dimensions
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Fans Beginning to Worry That 48-Hour Stream of Catatonic Jerma in Hospital Bed Isn’t a Bit
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Dungeons & Dragons Film Stalled After Chris Pine Chooses Charisma as Dump Stat
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Rocket League Reportedly Still Dope as Hell
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YouTube Channel Supplements Income by Selling Ugliest T-Shirt You’ve Ever Seen
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DEAL ALERT: Your Uncle With a ‘Sopranos’ Pinball Machine Has Been Rushed to the Hospital
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Budget Cuts Force ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’ to Use Only YouTube Audio Library Songs
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