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Bellsprout Abandoned at Day Care Getting Sick of Fucking
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Taco Bell Announces Just a Big Plastic Cup of Orange Goop
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Disgraced Jackie Chan Reveals His Movies Are All TAS
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Gaming Exec Wishes Someone Would Have Told Them NFTs Were a Bad Idea
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Mothers lock up your daughters because tomorrow our handsome and daring detective is back on the scene again to look into THE MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE of Donkey Kong Jr, Nintendo's classic arcade icon. And this time - he's *definitely* gonna get it right
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Hayao Miyazaki: “Cutesy Movies Won’t Save the Environment. I’m Going to Blow Up a Factory”
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Kind Hearted Gamer Lets Mario Walk a Level to Catch His Breath
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GameStop Offers $7.25 Trade-In Credit for Hour of Employee’s Life
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Edgar Allan Poe-Themed Fighting Game Locks Fortunato Behind Paywall
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Horrified Mario Regrets Triple Jumping Into H.R. Giger Painting
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CDC Warns of Contagious Brain Parasite That Convinces People Buying a Gaming Chair Is a Good Idea
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Grim New Make-A-Wish Program Sends The Rock to Terminal Children to ‘Finish the Job’
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We’re Calling It: The Next Zelda Game Is Going to Be a Big Deal
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Tearful Atrioc Vows to Only Masturbate to Real Photos of His Friends Going Forward
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Nickelodeon CEO Campaigns for U.S. to “Bring Freedom” to Nation Controlling World’s Largest Natural Deposit of Slime
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Looting Animation Even More Immersive the 2,174th Time
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Ubisoft Cancels Every Game in Production: “Fuck It, We Make Dog Food Now”
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Falco Lombardi Still Kinda Bitter That Mario Is Nintendo’s Flagship Italian
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Heartbreaking: This Immigrant Plumber Was a Doctor in His Home Country
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Aging Gamer Wishing He Hadn’t Sold His Soul to Be Good at Guitar Hero
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