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Hiker Accidentally Triggers Boss Fight
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World 1-1 Koopa Claims to be World 3-6 Para-Koopa On Dating App
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Psychic Beats Shit Out of Man Counting Tarot Cards
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Meet Kurt, the Fifth Ninja Turtle Who Mutated Within Plastic Six-Pack Rings
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Oh. My. Gosh. Am I a freaking TWEET right now? Reminding you of the totally nutty 25-minute Hard Drive Review of ELDEN RING that went up on our YouTube channel 1 WEEK AGO?? Okay. This is a thing that's happening.
...It's right behind me, isn't it?
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Martin Scorsese Fumbles Through Fortnite Lesson After Mix-Up at Masterclass Recording
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Egomaniacal Man Attempts to Play God and Build His Own PC
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Pokémon Stop Obeying Him at Level 25
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Parents of Kid Playing PowerWash Simulator Worried He Might Not Get Into Guns
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Millennial Dad Shows His Son What Was Poggers Back in His Day
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Death Row Inmate Requests 100 Wumpa Fruit for Last Meal
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Polyamorous Gamer Says Third Person in Threesome Has to Use the Weird Mad Catz Vibrator
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EXPLAINED: The Differences Between Ray Tracing and a Big Old Rock on the Ground
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George Santos Claims He Unlocked Ash in Super Smash Bros 64
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Thousands Dead After Rocky Mountains Tapped for One Red Mana
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New Study by Mom Confirms Video Game Slowing Down Computer
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Logan Paul Really Hoping Overpriced Box of Fake Pokémon Cards He Bought Isn’t a Metaphor for His Career
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Editorial: Jeff Bezos Has Purchased Our Website and, Unrelated, Has Anyone Noticed He’s Super Hot?
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Anonymous Aardvark Won’t Stop Fucking Highlighting Things in Google Doc
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