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Remembering Legendary Game Designer Tom Clancy
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Guy Considering Making Dragon Ball Z His Whole Thing
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Fandom CEO Frustrated It’s Impossible to Lay Off Unpaid Users Who Update Wikias for Fun
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Transphobe Who Claimed to Identify as Attack Helicopter Destroyed by U.S. Airforce
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Aging Otaku Uses Body Pillow for Lower Back Pain
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Self-Loathing Protagonist Can’t Ever Fast Travel Because His Greatest Enemy Is Within
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Brendan Fraser Has Heartwarming Reunion With Giant Sand Face From ‘The Mummy’
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Time Traveler Confirms George Orwell Was Talking About Facebook Meme Group Moderators
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Man Settles In to Watch Last 20 Minutes of Avatar on the Big TV at Best Buy
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Ranking the Final Fantasy Games Just to Piss You Off
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Hard Drive Reviews ELDEN RING is live RIGHT NOW on our YouTube channel, you probably won't find a better fix of Gideon Ofnir saying "cum" and a boss literally dying of cringe anywhere else this week
**SPOILERS/LOTS OF TALK OF ASSES BEING SLAPPED AHEAD**
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Man Buys Goku Fortnite Skin to Live Out Escapist Fantasy of Abandoning His Son
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Stock Redbubble Model Blissfully Unaware He’s Modeling Dumbest Shirt Ever Made
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New Tetris Game Features NPC Who Constantly Tells You Where to Drop the Pieces
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Newly-Elected Mayor Pledges to Build Roads, Expand Industrial District, Summon Deadly Tornado
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this game is currently $0.69 on Steam lol store.steampowered.com/app/4…
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D&D Player Wears Wire to Game After Friends Insist They Won’t Start a Podcast
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Local Gamer Pretty Sure ‘Hard Drive’ Staff Following Him Around and Recording His Life
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We have a big ass 25-minute review of Elden Ring going up on our YT channel tomorrow at 13:00 EST! We promise it's 100% correct and only slightly sillier than having to hit an illusory wall 50 times
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