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Defeated Merriam-Webster Editor Adds ‘Chungus’ to Dictionary
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Fraternity Criticized for “Activision Blizzard-Like Culture”
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‘My Life Is Just Like Skyrim,’ Mutters Man Who Found Boring Book on the Ground
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Inscryption Booster Pack Just a Bunch of Loose Eyeballs and Knives
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DLC Unlocks Expansive New Region of Chores
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Shocking Interview Reveals Matt Damon Thinks ‘The Martian’ Really Happened to Him
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Opinion: I Feel Safer Knowing Kirby Owns a Gun
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Entirety of ‘Smiling Friends’ Now Streaming on YouTube in 15-Second Stolen Clips
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‘Sonic the Hedgehog 2’ Director Explains How They Added Knuckles to the Film By Attaching ‘Sonic & Knuckles’ Cartridges to All The Cameras
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Epic Games Adds New Part of Fortnite Map Where You Get Your Credit Checked
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different guy but the Earthbound fan is Hard Drive co-creator @Mark_Roebuck and is in a few other photos
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Bookstore Forced to Sell Stupid Little Nerd Toys
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I Touched Every Blade of Grass in ‘Breath of the Wild’ and Learned I Need to Make Increasingly Complicated Video Game Content In Order to Feel Anything Anymore
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Sonic the Hedgehog Speaks Out: I Have Never Been Pregnant
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Body Cam Footage Has Post-Credits Scene Where the Cop Gets Away With It
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Heavily Discounted Game Must Not Be Fun Anymore
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Everyone Weirded Out By How Enthusiastic Guy Is About ‘Shantae’ Series
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Hypocrite Crying Bad Game Design Also Dies in One Hit From Knife
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Late Night Trip to Fridge Derailed By Enemy Who Wasn’t There During Daytime
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