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The Riddler Busts Out Laptop in Starbucks to Write Another Batch of Riddles
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True Simpsons Fan Doesn’t Think Any of It Is Good
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we have a live show in NYC on January 20th at @caveatnyc! here's a joke from our host @jeremysmiles. if you've ever wanted to tell us your ideas for Hard Drive articles to our faces, now's your chance!
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Gamer Knows Way Around Midgar Better Than Own Neighborhood
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Opinion: I Think Batman Does Eat Pussy and He’s Really Fucking Good At It
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Leak Reveals New MacBook Will Have -1 USB Ports
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Somber Family Sits Down Youngest Child to Explain Their Favorite Live Service Game Has Died
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Doctor Recklessly Prescribes Large Health Pack to Man With 98 HP
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Office Worker Doesn’t Notice He’s in ‘Groundhog Day’ Time Loop For Two Whole Weeks
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Netflix Admits 90% of Menu Tiles Lead Nowhere
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Monster Reduces City to Perfect Linear Path
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Huge MCU Leak Confirms Mitchell Hiniker to Return as Key Grip
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Twitter Report Reveals Musk Keeps Sink on Retainer With Six-Figure Salary
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Archeological Data Suggests ‘Key & Peele’ YouTube Videos Originally Came From TV Show
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Naked Guy at Con Insists He’s Cosplaying Terminator
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we have a live show in NYC on January 20th at @caveatnyc! here's a joke from our host @ptaktestkitchen. if you've ever wanted to say one of your comments to our faces, now's your chance, fucko
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Man Suspicious After Noticing Girlfriend’s Netflix Includes Category ‘Creepy Horror Films for Women Who Just Cheated on Their Boyfriends Named Matt’
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