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Guy Who Spent Years Getting Girlfriend Into Video Games Begging Her to Stop Playing Stardew Valley All Day
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Heartbreaking: The Last ’90s Kid Has Died of Old Age
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Too Far: Nintendo Sues Guy Named Mario
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6 Fictional Weapons that Suck Ass Compared to the Remote from ‘Click’
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Misspelled Password Entered Twice
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Trans CSI Character Breaks Barriers by Being Both a Serial Killer and a Dead Sex Worker
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Biden Announces Gaming Forgiveness: “The U.S. Government Forgives You for Gaming”
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“Oh God, Step on Me,” Thinks Horny LEGO Piece
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4 Times Video Games Perfectly Predicted the Future
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Timmy and Tommy Nook Arrested for Insider Trading After Selling Turnips to Each Other
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How NFTs Will Save Video Games By Making No One Want to Play Them Anymore
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“Politics Are Ruining Video Games,” Says Person Ruining Video Games
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Entire Digimon Universe Disappears After Lapsed Domain Payment
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A Harrowing Day in History: Looking Back at Mario & Sonic at the Munich 1972 Olympic Games
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New Gritty Action Movie Reimagines Genre by Not Casting Michelle Rodriguez
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Modern Day Sisyphus Doomed to Grind in Destiny 2 Forever
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A Kirby Main’s Guide to What Other Characters Probably Taste Like
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Opinion: It’s Time for Game Developers to Unionize OR Make a Game About a Guy With a Giant Fucking Gun
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New Study Suggests 60% of Car Accidents Caused by Drivers Trying to Skip Podcast Ad Break
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