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After his dubious performance in uncovering the true identity of Matt from Wii Sports, we put our resident detective on a case more befitting of his skills.
We made him figure out which Pokemon is the sexiest.
WATCH HERE:
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Murderers Review Murders in Movies
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NYC! we are back with our hit video game themed comedy show that has a handful of video game jokes but is also a normal comedy show that everybody loves. come hang out with us on JANUARY 20th. hot lineup!
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BREAKING: Republicans Have Elected Mohg, Lord of Blood as Speaker of the House
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There's a video going up on our YouTube channel tomorrow. We'd say it isn't what it looks like, but unfortunately that would be a lie. We'd also we're sorry in advance, but that is also not true
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Bullshit: All the Girls in ‘Dead or Alive’ Are Alive
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Nintendo Announces Affordable, Much Worse ‘Switch Minus’
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Mario Invoices Princess for 100 Hours of Plumbing Work Performed During Harrowing Rescue
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Broken Controller Forces Friends to Trade Off on Single Player Game Like Impoverished Family in the Dust Bowl
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Game’s Entire Development Budget Spent Coming Up With Cute Little Puns for the Achievements
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BREAKING: Movie Available on Hulu UPDATE: Fucking Starz Add-On
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New MCU Film Just 2-Hour Powerpoint Slideshow of Actors You Recognize
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Man Admits to Experimenting With Naruto in College
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