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Remake of ‘Maniac Cop’ Just Called ‘Cop’
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“He’s Just Like Me FR” Says Man Who Is Absolutely Nothing Like Guts From Berserk
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Establishing Shot Clarifies Pentagon-Shaped Building Is the Pentagon
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Kevin Feige Horrified After Learning Some Sickos Have Watched Every Marvel Movie and TV Show
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Sexually-Awakened J. Jonah Jameson Demands Feet Pictures of Spider-Man
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Cops Pose in Picture With Violent Video Game They Got Off the Street
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Game You Never Got Around to Trying Getting Full Blown Remake You’ll Never Get Around to Trying
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Man Drowns During 4D Screening of Avatar 2
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YouTuber’s Friend in This One
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Filmmaker Honored for Opportunity to Take Beloved Video Game Franchise and Adapt It Into Something Not for Dumb Little Babies
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Guy Who Hates Everyone Equally Surprised to Discover the Feeling Is Mutual
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Cat Walking Over Keyboard Gets First “All Achievements” Run in Stray
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Nintendo Announces “M” on Mario’s Hat Stands for Metroid
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Controversial Spider-Man: No Way Home Deleted Scene Shows All the Uncle Bens Rotting in Hell
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Andrew Tate Keeps Interrupting Female Cop Reading Him His Rights
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Andrew Tate Thankful to Finally Be Free From Oppressive Women
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Rockstar Announces Grand Theft Auto 6 Will NOT Feature Mario
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Sony Reminds Gamers That It’s Okay to Put Your Nintendo Switch in a Microwave
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