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Joey Chestnut Solos Final Boss After Speed-Chugging 54 Potions
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Point/Counterpoint: Elon Musk Is Saving Free Speech vs. THIS USER’S ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SUSPENDED
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Opinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are a Christmas Movie
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Teary-Eyed Mom Reminds Children This May Be Last Christmas With 3DS
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Police Search for Body of Dad Who Put Socks in Empty PS5 Box as Gag Christmas Present
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Speedrun Streamer Sets New Record Time Explaining What That Means to Grandpa During Christmas Dinner
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TBS Switches Things Up and Plays ‘A Christmas Story’ Once at .065 Speed
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Santa Claus Arrested For Unlicensed PS4 Disc Production
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Santa’s Elves Miss Their Families as They Enter Fourth Straight Week of Crunch
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I Cannot Endorse Bernie Sanders’ Proposed Wealth Tax Because He is Clearly Count Olaf in Disguise
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Anime Fan Transfers to New University After Accidentally Calling Professor ‘Nee-San’
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Best Buy Introduces New Crispy Chicken Sandwich
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Disadvantaged Mutant Has to Work His Way Through Public School for Gifted Youngsters
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5 Warning Signs You’ve Contracted Anger Foot
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Hypno Who Once Dreamt of Being Great Pokemon Given Fourth HM Move
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Trek to Yomi Is a Fantastic Homage to the Black and White Video Games of the 1950s
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Ocarina Center Employee Sick of Everyone Playing ‘Zelda’s Lullaby’
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Female Enemy Only Drops 70% of Gold of Male Variant
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