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Prepare for Trouble, and Make It Double: You’ve Just Been Diagnosed With Binocular Diplopia
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Baby Mario Outed as Nepo Baby
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Square Enix Reveals Final Fantasy Fashion Collection That’s Just Zippers
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Nintendo Gearing up for Holiday Season by Destroying Any Remaining Stock
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Nintendo Reveals Super Mario Kart Was Almost Called Mario’s Race War
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NYPD Finally Gets Confession From Serial Killer Thanks to Unorthodox New Interrogator
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Depressed Gamer Thinks All Mountain Dew Flavors Taste the Same
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Weird West to Receive Wild, Wild DLC
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Local Father Playing Rocket League Just to Enjoy the Free Gas
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Miyamoto Announces Nintendo Closing After 40 Years: “Mario Has Done Everything”
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Um, Actually Liberty City Has Some of the Strictest Gun Laws in the Country
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Ubisoft Debuts Innovative New Way to Frustrate Everybody
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Washington Announces New Comprehensive Far Cry Healthcare Plan
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FBI Broadens Search for Missing Person by Adding “Reddit”
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