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Joined May 2017
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let me run twitter. don't worry buddy: day 1, i'll make it against the rules to post that picture of you and ghislaine maxwell everyone keeps sharing even though you weren't even THAT close friends with her
I will resign as CEO as soon as I find someone foolish enough to take the job! After that, I will just run the software & servers teams.
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NPC Really Overdoing His One Line
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FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK FOR CONTENT WITH MOVING IMAGES AND SOUNDS tiktok.com/@harddrivemag
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Sheep Can’t Believe He’s Being Traded for Fucking Wheat
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Zoo Opens New Enclosure for Endangered White Male
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the picture got messed up when i posted this the first time so i'm posting it again. everyone be cool
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Riot Games Recommends New Employees Play ‘League of Legends’ to Prepare for Toxic Work Environment
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Which Spider-Man Villain Do You Wish Would Murder Your Uncle for You?
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Riot Games Recommends New Employees Play ‘League of Legends’ to Prepare for Toxic Work Environment
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Opinion: My Friend Pedro Is a Dangerous Game That Will Inspire Children to Backflip in Slow Motion While Perfectly Head-Shotting Six Guys in Succession
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New Boyfriend Clearly Just a Palette Swap of Old Boyfriend
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Stealth Playthrough Abandoned at First Sign of Trouble
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have you ever wondered what is the origin of Matt the Mii? well we had our video game detective known only by the moniker "DILF" on the case to SOLVE THIS FASICINATING MYSTERY: youtube.com/NyJWGhjoOkc
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Halo 2 Lobby in 12th Year of Guy Delaying Countdown
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Blizzard Launches Restaurant With Shitty Servers
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Climate Protesters Missing After Throwing Soup on Painting of Bob-Omb Battlefield
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Company Plans Employee Drug Test for Monday After Avatar 2 Release
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Nintendo Virtual Boy Classic Comes Bundled With Three Games and Bottle of Ibuprofen
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Confused Elon Musk Accidentally Kills Female Employee and Impregnates Monkey
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Farfetch’d Unsure How Much Longer He Can Convince People He’s a Pokemon and Not Just a Duck Holding a Leek
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