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Kensuke Tanabe Backtracking Through Nintendo Offices to Find Key That Lets Him Continue Metroid Prime 4 Development
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IGN Updates Kingdom Hearts 3 Score After Realizing They Just Reviewed ‘A Goofy Movie’
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Smash Bros Character Blames Low-Tier Player For Loss
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Nervous Sims Can Already Tell Woman Had a Bad Day at Work
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Hat Makes You Jump Good
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It’s-a No Fun Being-a Me: My-a Life With Super Mario Speech Disorder
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Masked Figure Claiming to Be HasanAbi Begins Streaming on His Account
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Ocarina Teacher Sighs Deeply as She’s Asked to Teach ‘Saria’s Song’ Yet Again
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Dog Chewing on Xbox Elite Controller Can Taste the $90 Difference
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Let Me Mention a Bunch of Random Video Games So You Morons Think I’m Gonna Make Movies Out of Them
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Opinion: Michael Scott Was Actually a Bad Boss
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Gamer Disappointed in Real Life Gulag
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Billionaire Pledges to End World Hunger Games Franchise Hiatus
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head to our YouTube channel to AGREE or DISAGREE with this review of Pokémon Scarlet and Pokémon Violet!! the only thing that matters is that YOUR VOICE IS HEARD (specifically in our comment section, boosting the video) youtube.com/pvJc6eOdDkQ
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Mom Gives Kid Extra Half Hour of Video Games in Act of Generosity That Rivals the Deeds of Saint Francis of Assisi and Gandhi Combined
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One Step Forward, One Step Back: New Marvel Hero Will Be Openly Gay But Also Played by Woody Allen
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get your lunches ready because we got a solid 18 minutes on the new pokemon game coming out on youtube tomorrow 👀youtube.com/@HardDriveMag
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Shocked Tank Receives 60,000 Gold Bill After Using Out-of-Network Healer
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Heartbreaking: Man Too Good at Fighting Game to Enjoy Playing Against Friends But Not Good Enough to Play Competitively
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