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Digimon Having Rough Day Whispers to Himself He’s the Champion
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If Video Games Make Children More Violent, Why Do They Keep Losing Fistfights Against Me?
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Review: With Pokémon Scarlet and Violet, Game Freak Finally Answers 25 Years of Fan Requests: ‘No’
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Coach of Winning Esports Team Drenched With Bucket of Soap and Water
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Pokémon Isn’t Shiny, Just Really Inbred
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Fisherman Shocked to Learn Other Pokémon Exist
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Game Freak Unveils New Line-Up of Pokémon for You to Be Upset About, Old Man
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Pokémon Unaffected By ‘Attract’ Spends Turn Questioning Sexual Identity
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Snoop Dogg’s Blunt Roller and Steve Austin’s Beer Chucker Form World’s Smallest Union
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New Pokémon Game Features Mom Who Guilt Trips You Into Giving Up Dreams of Being Pokémon Master and Living Forever in Starting Town
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Joe Rogan One Suggestion Away From Eating Human Meat
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Guy Who Created Your Favorite Flash Game Has Alt Right YouTube Channel Now
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this is TONIGHT. come to it if you live in or even near NYC. i will do my impression Mario
TOMORROW IN NYC: the first ever SAFE SPACE for GAMERS! as we all know, just saying you like Mario could get you attacked, harassed, beaten, told to take a shower, etc. well now you can feel free to laugh along to goofs and giggles with your fellow GAMER
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Unhinged Game Designer Makes Mana Red and Health Blue
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it's a thing all the editors wrote years ago but we couldn't show people and now kevin is presenting it
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if you live in NYC you can see this extremely important presentation at our live show tonight
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Halo Fans Will Love This: We’re Using Game Titles in Headlines for Site Traffic
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Musk Reports Record Profit as Twitter Owner After Finding $5 in Cushion of Jack Dorsey’s Office Chair
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