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Secret Facility Holding Ape Captive Has Another Great Day Where Nothing Goes Wrong
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Everyone Please Use the Comment Section of This Article as the New Twitter
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Let’s Get This Over With: Yes, My Tailpipe Is My Asshole
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Twitch Streamer Loses 400 Subs While Taking Extra Long Shit
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would truly love to see a buncha Hard Drive Heads (there's gotta be a better word for this) at this! come say hi, tell us a joke you wish we would run, yell at us that one of our headlines was Literally You, etc. come hang out with us!!
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TOMORROW IN NYC: the first ever SAFE SPACE for GAMERS! as we all know, just saying you like Mario could get you attacked, harassed, beaten, told to take a shower, etc. well now you can feel free to laugh along to goofs and giggles with your fellow GAMER
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Smithsonian Acquires Trap Card Used by Aaron Burr to Defeat Hamilton in Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel
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‘Super Mario Maker 2’ Clearly Just Re-Skinned Version of ‘Doki Doki Panic Maker’
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Despondent WatchMojo Counts Down the Top Ten Reasons to Keep Going
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Officer Jenny Turns Off Vs. Recorder Before Siccing Level 87 EV-Trained Arcanine on 10 Year Old
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i think maybe i'd officially rename "ratio" to "flipping the bird" just a cute little pun for the website. like you'd get a high score for flipping the bird on someone really hard. but if people think it's cringe, i'll remove it in a day or two
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then we add an edit button for tweets but if you click it, all that happens is a pop-up shows up that says "lmfao did u make a typo? dumbass" and you can't do anything
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after that i remove all ads from the site and just make it $0.01 to send a tweet and $0.02 to delete a tweet
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where do i apply
BREAKING: @elonmusk says he plans to find someone to replace him as acting CEO of Twitter
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5 Awesome ‘Breath of the Wild’ Recipes to Make While Ganon’s Genocide Rages On
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Pizza Guy Who Hasn’t Been Asked to Chuck a Pie in the Sewer for a While Starting to Worry About the Ninja Turtles
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