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ok here's where you can get tickets caveat.nyc/events/hard-drive…
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we got another NYC live show on November 18th and you know what that means: you are ONLY allowed to COME if you're a REAL GAMER (this is not true, please come regardless of your opinions of video games, in fact we actually probably prefer if you think video games are just OK)
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Grandma Playing Super Mario 64 Can’t Get Past Part Where You Endlessly Pull Mario’s Cute Little Cheeks hard-drive.net/grandma-playi…
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Paul F Tompkins Finally Accrues Enough Discounts to Hoard World’s Stamp Supply hard-drive.net/paul-f-tompki…
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Nobody Knows Person Just Hanging Out Alone in Discord Voice Channel hard-drive.net/nobody-knows-…
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Fortnite’s Jeffrey Dahmer Skin Becoming Worryingly Popular hard-drive.net/fortnite/fort…
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to be fair, he never tweeted our fake news stories out either. just a screenshot
Elon Musk
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31 Oct 2022
This is fake – I did *not* tweet out a link to The New York Times!
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Twitch Updates Harassment Policy to Foster Creation of New, More Inventive Slurs hard-drive.net/twitch-update…
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Sexual Tension Grows Between Mario Kart Live and Roomba hard-drive.net/sexual-tensio…
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oh god oh no, yoshi's on the roof
Mitt Romney
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It’s a-me, Mario! Enjoyed dressing up with some of the grandkids this weekend. Happy Halloween 🎃
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who is who??
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Heartwarming: Christian and Atheist YouTubers Used to Hate Each Other But Now Agree the White Race is Under Attack hard-drive.net/heartwarming-…
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Nintendo: Mario Will No Longer Come Back to Life Starting Next Week hard-drive.net/nintendo-mari…
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Doctor Sits Family Down to Inform Them Their Grandmother Has Been Ratioed hard-drive.net/doctor-sits-f…
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PRICE CUT: There’s a Bunch of Stadia Shit Stacked Up Outside Google Headquarters hard-drive.net/bunch-of-stad…
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when we lose our blue check for not paying $20 a month, please nobody tweet fake versions of our fake stories
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Freddy Krueger Still Waiting for Teenager Playing Fortnite to Go to Fucking Sleep hard-drive.net/freddy-kruege…
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Bald Guy in Wheelchair Not Sure What to Be For Halloween hard-drive.net/bald-guy-in-w…
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Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy? hard-drive.net/opinon-why-sh…
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