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Freddy Krueger Getting Real Freaked Out By Evangelion Fan’s Dreams
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Genome Soldier Unboxing Video Goes Horribly Wrong
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Study Finds Children Who Play 1-2 Hours of Video Games a Day Will Beat Losers That Do Not
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‘It Was an Honor to Play Geraldo Rivera Or Whatever,’ Says Henry Cavill While Squeezing Back Into Superman Costume
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Nintendo Sues Child Dressed as Mario for Halloween
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Child Who Received Mostly Rare Candies for Halloween Now 36 Years Old
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BioWare Plans Exciting Halloween Event for Person Still Playing Anthem
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Embarrassment Ensues at Police Halloween Party Where Everyone Showed Up as the Punisher
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Gamers Beware: Rockstar Is Lacing Every New Copy of GTA 5 With Fentanyl
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Guy Who Doesn’t Have $60 Right Now Still Boycotting Bayonetta 3, Just to Be Safe
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Buckle the Fuck Up: Our DM Just Showed Up and He’s Wearing a Duster
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Surgeon Performs 6-Hour Operation to Separate Art From Artist
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Elon Musk Offers to Buy Twitter Again in Case Everybody Wasn’t Looking the First Time
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Uninspired Jason Voorhees Buys Gun
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‘I Literally Didn’t Make That Game and I Don’t Know Why You’re Asking Me About It’: Miyamoto Reflects on ‘Call of Duty: Black Ops 4’
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Scientists Discover Missing Link Between Donkey Kong and Funky Kong
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Nintendo Fans Burn Down U.S. Headquarters Following Announcement of ‘Pikwomin’
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Wealthy Cannibal Conflicted on “Eat the Rich”
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