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Gamer Mystified by Tinder’s Lack of Dialogue Options
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Gamer’s Sexuality Awakened After Spending Hours Crafting Perfect Man in Character Creator
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Even Man Sucked Into Computer Unsure What Blockchain Is
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Fighting Back: The First Spotted Lanternfly Has Killed a Human
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My Girlfriend Assures Me That ‘Minit’ Is the Perfect Length of Time for Some Quick Fun
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Increasingly Loud PS4 Sprouts Propeller and Flies Away
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Report: Guy You’ve Never Heard of Is Creep
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Professor X Sends Thoughts and Prayers, Killing Thousands
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JOB ALERT: Blizzard Has a New Posting for “Office Bully”
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Harrison Ford Excited to Reunite With Old Castmate, Green Screen
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Nation’s Mothers Prepare to Walk In During Horniest Part of ‘Bayonetta 3’
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GI Joe Tribunal Refuses Snow Job’s Request for Alias Change
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Pete Davidson Converts to Judaism in Latest Kanye Troll
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Board Game Winner Devastated to Learn Friend Actually Would Have Won in Like Two More Turns
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Useless Toddler Misses ‘Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo’ Speedrun Record by 7 Months, 23 Days
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‘Try Not To Cum Challenge’ Champion Caught Using Performance-Enhancing Antidepressants
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Iraq War-Themed ‘Call of Duty’ Depicts 9/11 in Opening Sequence for No Reason
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Pretentious Gamer Only Plays Black and White Titles
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