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Hollywood Pledges to Ruin Video Game Movies by 2028
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There’s No Need to Take a Quiz: The Mario Character You Are Is Toad. Here’s What You Need to Know
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Sonic and Mario Olympic Games Also Hotbed for Sex Between Athletes
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Report: Local Wizard About to Do Some Major Orb Shit
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Tucker Carlson Announces New Gig on Liberty City Radio
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Sakurai Confirms Captain Falcon’s Powers Come From Strong Faith in Jesus Christ
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New Super Nintendo World Area Offers Authentic Mario Experience of Being Beaten to Death By Large Ape
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Gamer’s Service Dog Barks When His Frame Rate Starts to Dip
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Gamer Who Skipped First Cutscene Pissed He Can’t Follow Game’s Story
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Next Star Wars Spin-Off Tells Origin Story of Giant Yellow Letters Flying Through Space
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Ubisoft Cancels Every Game in Production: “Fuck It, We Make Dog Food Now”
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Movie Earns $120 Million Domestically, $362 Million Globally, and a Suspicious $7 Galactically
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New Geneva Convention Adds “Killing AFK Soldiers” as a War Crime
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Tragic: YouTuber Tears ACL Jumping Right Into It
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Aging Anime Fan Goes for a Naruto Walk
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Dog Chewing on Xbox Elite Controller Can Taste the $90 Difference
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