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Nintendo Announces Next Direct Will Be Scheduled for the Exact Time Your Boss Checks In for a One-on-One
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Big Revelation Incoming: This JRPG Character Just Walked Up to a Pointy Cliff
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DEAL ALERT: Xbox Series X Same Price as It Always Is
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Tomorrow’s Nintendo Direct Will Be Livestreamed Twice by Nintendo Ireland Out of Disrespect for the Queen
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Real Life Fight Club Actually Requires Litany of Complex Rules and Regulations
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Guy Telling Parents About Date Clearly Just Describing Pigeon from ‘Hatoful Boyfriend’
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Sleepy Gamer Winds Down by Playing Switch in Bed for Three More Hours
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Why Didn’t the Eagles Do Anything to Stop 9/11 From Happening?
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Con Attendee Regretting Death Stranding Cosplay
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Spiritualist Sonic Fan Knows Chaos Emeralds Aren’t Magic, Just Likes Their Vibe
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Next Call of Duty Game to Star Character Who Enlisted After Playing Too Much CoD
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10-Minute Standing Ovation Just Long Enough for Tom Hanks to Go Through Audience Members’ Bags
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New Gender-Inclusive USB Standards Rename Connectors to Dom and Sub
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World’s Most Boring Video Game Player Raises Defense Stat
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Gamer Downloads Hot New Multiplayer Game Just in Time for Friends to Move On
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Roguelike Fan Also Starts Each New Day With Nothing
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Real Life Cerebro Keeps Track of Bryan Singer at All Times
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Couple Trying to Get Pregnant Holds Down B-Button Every Time They Cum
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Everything We Know About Elder Scrolls 6
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Namco Confirms Pacman Is 50% Mouth and 50% Ass
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