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Sony Announces ‘Last of Us’ Prequel ‘A Bunch of Us’
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Review: ‘Kirby’s Dream Buffet’ Is a Sobering Look Into How We Fatten Kirbys for Slaughter
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Pokémon Champion Suspended After Attempting to Register Pikachu Nicknamed “Fucker”
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Unclear What Dad Thinking About as He Stops Walking Through Living Room to Silently Watch You Play Assassin’s Creed for Like 15 Minutes
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So-Called “Retro” Gamer Sucks at Baseball
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Deeply Disturbed Man Writes Actual Love Letter to Gaming
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Rogue-Like Fan Swears It Gets a Bit Easier After Fully Committing Every Enemy, Attack, Boss and Spawn to Memory
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Amazon’s Lord of the Rings Reboot to Feature Drone Delivery of One Ring
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Fan Theory Suggests John Wick and Home Alone Part of Same Pigeonverse
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Seth Rogen Gets High Smoking Fire Flower With Koopa on Set of Mario Film
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Sonic Fan Game Lowers Quality to Be More Authentic
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Foot Clan Ninja Can’t Figure Out Who Giant Hulking Mutant Turtle Is Due to Thin Piece of Orange Cloth
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Gatekeeper Returns From Mountaintop With 10 Commandments For Being a Real Gamer
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Man Buys Goku Fortnite Skin to Live Out Escapist Fantasy of Abandoning His Son
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Nature Begins Anew as Millions of Gamers Follow Instinctual Call Back to Fortnite
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‘Cult of the Lamb’ Required to Be Played as Onboarding for New Hot Topic Employees
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