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If Sonic Water Levels Gave You Lifelong Anxiety, You May Be Entitled to Compensation
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GUIDE: Here’s All the Blue Coin Locations in Yellowstone National Park
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Deal Alert: Your Neighbor’s Mom Just Threw His Xbox in the Trash for Failing History
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Sonic and Mario Olympic Games Also Hotbed for Sex Between Athletes
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Report: Local Wizard About to Do Some Major Orb Shit
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‘Super Mario Maker 2’ DLC Lets Mario Wear a Wire to Toad Union Meeting
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Sakurai Confirms Captain Falcon’s Powers Come From Strong Faith in Jesus Christ
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Marvel Announces Cinematic Universe Will Skip Phase 13 for Good Luck
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Number Muncher to Be Publicly Executed for Role in 2008 Financial Crisis
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Groundbreaking Horror Movie Doesn’t Subvert a Single Trope
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Reviewer Who Tore Through 80 Hour Game in a Week Finds It a Bit Repetitive
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New ‘JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure’ Inspired QAnon Theory Suggests Donald Trump Will Soon Unleash his Stand
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Link From ‘Link’s Awakening’ So Happy to No Longer Be in a Dream World But Instead Starving to Death in the Middle of the Ocean
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Fortnite’s Blanka Coming to Street Fighter 6
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Nathan Fielder Hired by Democrats to Rehearse Losing Upcoming Elections
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Due to Ongoing Litigation We Must Refer to This Creature as Speed Weasel
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Vengeance-Stricken Charles Martinet Lands Lead Role in Chris Pratt Biopic
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Looking Back on Roger Ebert’s Favorite Film ‘HALO 2 ALL CUTSCENES (4K 60FPS) GAMEMOVIE’
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Nintendo Reveals the Mario That Goes Into the Pipes Is Not the Same One That Comes Out
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Sonic the Hedgehog Speaks Out: I Have Never Been Pregnant
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