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Guy Who Doesn’t Watch DBZ or Play Fortnite Still Somehow Tempted to Buy Goku Skin
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Video Game Mini-Boss Insists on Being Called ‘VP of Bossing’
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Gamer Working Through Backlog Amazed How Good Pong Is
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Nintendo Announces Metroid Prime 5
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Sadistic UI Designer Buries Subtitle Option in Crevice of Random Menu
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Man Who Definitely Didn’t Just Check Rotten Tomatoes Would Probably Rate That Movie a 67%
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BlackRock Buys House From ‘House of the Dead’ for $2.7 Million
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Want to Write About Video Games? Here’s 4,000 Blank Lines So You Can Print This Article and Get Started
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Incredible: How This Millennial Was Able to Buy Their Own Farm at 21 All On Their Own
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the results of our poll are in and we've decided to feed our baby chao the creature of black lagoon! excited to see what's... oh god, is that Dr Eggman?! those three choices don't look good! sign up for our newsletter to vote tonight on what to give Doug: eepurl.com/h5HJS5
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if you missed our last extremely fun live show, fret not: we are doing a new game plus (like from video games?) and have a whole new line-up for you September 16th in NYC!
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Children’s Cartoon Not Reaching Intended Audience of Queer Twenty-Somethings
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Mid-Level Boss Has Upper Level Written All Over Him
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‘Jeopardy!’ Episode Derailed by Contestant’s Grim 45-Minute Anecdote About Time He Hit a Drifter But Kept Driving
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Microsoft Announces Game Pass Subscribers Will Receive a Real Life Dog on September 1st
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Studio Executives Encourage ‘Metal Gear Solid’ Director to Take No Inspiration From Games
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