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Guy Still Keeping Wii Sports in His Car Just in Case He Needs to Save a Boring Party
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Forbes Announces “32-Under-32” to Account for CEO’s 31-Year-Old Daughter Who’s Really Good at Drawing
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Enter the Gungeon Creators Reveal Evil, Gun-Ridden Wasteland Was Inspired By Texas
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If We Defund the Police, Whose Goddamn Helicopters Am I Going to Steal?
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Study Warns That ‘Avatar: The Last Airbender’ Is Gateway Into Harder, More Dangerous Anime
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Celebrity Power Couple: Pete Davidson Was Just Spotted Holding Hands With the T-Shaped Tetromino From Tetris
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Vintage Xbox Magazine Rendered Unusable by 796 MB Update
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Worker on Hybrid Schedule Gets to Go to Bathroom on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Weekends
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Sakurai Reveals ‘Melee’ Was Never Meant to Be Played Competitively or At All
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Steam Deck Update Will Now Provide Notification That System Has Become Scalding Hot to the Touch
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$300 Editing Software Purchased to Make Simpsons Shitposts
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Anti-Video Game Senator Caught Blowing Nintendo Cartridge in Airport Bathroom
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Leaked Breath of the Wild 2 Footage Reveals That Our “Source” Was Just Fucking With Us
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Katamari Movie Casts Elon Musk as Giant Ball of Garbage
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Townspeople Don’t Have Heart to Tell Protagonist He’s the Fifth Chosen One So Far
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Rising Gotham Housing Prices Force the Riddler to Terrorize Cleveland for a While
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Pixar Confirms They Have Almost Collected Enough Tears for the Ritual
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How NFTs Will Save Video Games By Making No One Want to Play Them Anymore
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Mario Kart Racer Horrified to Find Bloody Luigi Hat in Kart Grill After Night of Drunk Driving
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Ash’s Pikachu Devastated After Picking Up Cool Rock He Found
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