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tbh i think all our comments should look like this
Yall only getting half the jokes on the headline-only 😂
How @HardDriveMag delivers the premises so dry in the articles leaves me in tears every time. How is this content free? BLESS 😂😂
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Gamer Who “Plays Better While High” Has No Basis for Comparison
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Crazy Sci-Fi Future Drug Just Heroin
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Game You Never Got Around to Trying Getting Full Blown Remake You’ll Never Get Around to Trying
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Nancy Pelosi Deliberately Steers Into Banana Peel After Accidentally Taking Lead in Mario Kart
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Speedrunner Doesn’t Believe Girlfriend’s Tool-Assisted Orgasm Valid
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Kevin Feige Horrified After Learning Some Sickos Have Watched Every Marvel Movie and TV Show
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Sexually-Awakened J. Jonah Jameson Demands Feet Pictures of Spider-Man
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haha finally an article about me. come to our show in NYC tonight at 9:30pm at @caveatnyc. as my good friend mario (mario) says, "let's-a-go" caveat.nyc/event/hard-drive-…
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Logan Paul Really Hoping Overpriced Box of Fake Pokémon Cards He Bought Isn’t a Metaphor for His Career
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if it makes you mad that we ever publish articles not about gaming you can just read it in mario's voice
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Simon Belmont Takes Damage a Few Times to Make Room for Second Helping of Turkey
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Sick, Depraved Streamer Can’t Have Fun Unless Others Are Watching
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Dad Falls for Email Scam Claiming He’s Been Invited to Join the Avengers
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we are still live on twitch writing Hard Drive articles and we are on our 8th one so come watch us as we get a little loopy twitch.tv/harddrivenews
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True Neutral Woman Considers Herself Chaotic Good
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we are live on twitch writing Hard Drive articles so come hang out if you wanna see us brainstorm jokes about mostly cum twitch.tv/harddrivenews
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STREAM WENT DOWN FOR A SECOND BUT WE ARE BACK TWITCH.TV/HARDDRIVENEWS
it's Hard Drive Hackyathon! come hangout with us while we try to speedrun a bunch of Hard Drive articles twitch.tv/harddrivenews
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it's Hard Drive Hackyathon! come hangout with us while we try to speedrun a bunch of Hard Drive articles twitch.tv/harddrivenews
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at 3pm EST, our editors are going to write as many Hard Drive articles as they can live on Twitch. it's the Hard Drive Hackyathon! follow along at twitch.tv/harddrivenews
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