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Persona Fan Swears You’ll Like Hanging Out With Them Once You Make It Past the First 10 Hours
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Dungeon Master Sets Up 8-Week Long Scenario for Single Pun
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Hasbro Announces New ‘My Little Pony’ Character Based on the Pale Horse Upon Which Death Rides
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Electrician Wiring Secret Lab Underneath Raccoon City Thinking This Might Not Be a Union Job
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Nintendo Files Copyright Claim on Italy
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And I third that notion. I am the mocap person who plays the Russian character's extremely large penis, so I am equally important here. I do it like Cumberbatch did Smaug in the Hobbit. They keep cutting my improvised dialogue for some reason... anyway I'm rambling
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Beware: If We Make Minimum Wage $15 Then People Won’t Need Two Jobs, Meaning They’ll Have Leisure Time, Meaning There Will Be More Gamers
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we are playing "fall guys" on "twitch" so "come hang" and "teach" me how to "use quotation marks" twitch.tv/harddrivenews
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whats your #1 KK Slider jam?
K.K. Slider Songs Ranked By How Easily I Could Sneak Them Onto a Party Playlist
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PRO PLAYER’S GUIDE: How to Get Sucked Into Your Steam Deck and Run Around Inside the Video Games
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Brad Pitt Admits Sometimes He Thinks About Retiring From Acting to Play Old SEGA Games All Day
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Game With Dialogue Wheel Adds ‘Damn That’s Crazy’ Option
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Opinion: Listen Up Fuckfaces, I’ll Write Whenever The Goddamn Fuck I Want To
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It Gets Worse: New Report Reveals Michael Jackson’s Sonic 3 Soundtrack Was Also Arranged by OJ Simpson
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are you coming to our live show in nyc on july 15th? we tried to book Gordon Freeman but apparently he is terrible at stand-up. just a little video game joke. ok buy a ticket here caveat.nyc/event/hard-drive-…
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hey! this article was sponsored by @devolverdigital but you should try Ape Out for yourself because it's less than $4 on Steam right now and we fuckin dare you to find a better deal on a classic Beat-Up-A-Bunch-Of-Cops-As-An-Ape game
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Make-A-Wish Foundation Lets Twisted Metal Fan Drive Ice Cream Truck Into River of Lava
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