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Gamer’s Fourth Attempt at Playing Game Ends at Same Spot
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Man Tasked With Making Score for a Monkey Riding a Swordfish Underwater Creates Transcendent Piece of Music
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“Shots Fired 293 North, He’s One-Shot, Hitting Me With DMR, Gonna Push,” Shouts 35-Year-Old Man Battling Child in Fortnite
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Oh No: Red Health Bar Just Appeared Underneath Giant Lawn Skeleton
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‘Stray’ File Keeps Hanging Out in Trash Bin Instead of Fancy New External Hard Drive You Bought for It
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Dwayne Johnson Reaches Out to Jared Leto to Ask How to Get People to Ironically Like Black Adam
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Konami Code Also Decent Oral Sex Advice
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Yoshi Becomes Proud Parent of Person They Just Ate
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Nintendo Confirms the Ones You Can’t Go Down are Shit Pipes
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Burglar Steals Everything But Wii U
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Masked Killer Making Scary Calls Could Have Just Texted
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New Edition of Scrabble Adds ‘Cool S’ Tile
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New Layer of Dust Coming to Wii U
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Drunk Guy No-Scopes Urinal Cake
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Marvel Post-Credits Scenes Now Contain Wikipedia Article of Who That Guy Is
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Fortnite Introduces “No Guns” Mode
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Nintendo Fan Thinks ‘Breath of the Wild 2’ Needs More Plot, Better Voice Acting, Environmentalist Themes, Animated Cutscenes, and to Be ‘Princess Mononoke’
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