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Neurotic AI Becomes Too Self Aware
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“You Guys Talkin’ About Gorn?” Asks Roommate Who’s Always Trying to Get You to Play Gorn
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Confused LARPer Unsure Why Everyone Here Is Same Class and Race
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Bishop Zips Across Chessboard Outta Fuckin Nowhere
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Man Uses Last Cheat Code to Set Game Genie Free
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Shigeru Miyamoto Clearly Just Pretending to Like Luigi’s Hand-Crafted Father’s Day Card
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Humble Bundle Announces ‘Pretty Much Grand Theft Auto’ Collection
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Hero Foretold by Ancient Prophecy Prefers Fishing
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All 9 Seasons of ‘The Office’ Now Available Exclusively on Tenor GIF Keyboard
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‘Nintendo!’ Announces Mario
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YouTuber Trying to Predict Next Nintendo Direct Accidentally Figured Out Who Really Killed JFK
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Exhausted Fan Game Developer Prays Nintendo Sends Cease and Desist Soon
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Jedi Apologizes and Agrees to Attend Counseling After Explaining He Thought Red Lightsaber ‘Just Looked Cooler’
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GameStop Checkout Asks If You’d Like to Donate Power-Up Rewards Points to a Gamer in Need
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Microsoft Just Going to Release a Mario Game and See What Happens
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SEGA Announces Sonic Frontiers Will Take Up to 35 Hours If You Fuck Around a Lot
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