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Good news, gamers! This article is sponsored by @devolverdigital which means that we didn’t just make all this shit up. Skate Story is a real life video game that you can play when it comes out youtube.com/watch?v=x6j0zKSX…
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Opinion: Putting a Black Character in ‘God of War’ Would Be Like Putting a Middle Eastern Character in the Bible
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Substitute at Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters in Way Over Their Head
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Devolver’s ‘Skate Story’ Shows the Demonic Hell of Skateboarding Without Ska
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Warhammer 40k TV Show to Release in Black and White So Viewers Can Color It to Their Liking
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God Responds to Prayer From Person Alive in the 1200s With “Oops! Just Saw This!”
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Gamers Without Borders Donates 5,000 Fightsticks to Refugees
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Dry Bones Wakes Up at Funeral and Freaks Everybody Out
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you should come to our show in NYC next month. rumor has it Mario might be there. maybe you've heard of him? he's from video games caveat.nyc/event/hard-drive-…
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Man Knocked Out by Agent 47 Starts New Life After Waking Up Next to Chef Outfit
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We Convinced Martin Scorsese the Skrulls Were a Metaphor for Italians and Now He’s Really Into Marvel
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BREAKING: Nintendo Announces Mario Will “Try a Little Bit of Gay Stuff” This Month
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if you're too lazy to read this, you can LISTEN to it here with original music! youtube.com/watch?v=Holml53S…
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“I Would Totally Watch This,” Comments Lying Dipshit on Parody Trailer
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Top 6 Games in the PlayStation Store Sale You Forgot You Already Bought on Steam
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Archeological Data Suggests ‘Key & Peele’ YouTube Videos Originally Came From TV Show
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Naked Guy at Con Insists He’s Cosplaying Terminator
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