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Rockstar Confirms Director of GTA 6 Hasn’t Even Been Born Yet
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Pottermore Update Requires Picture of Genitals Before Confirming Gender
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Jackbox Hard Mode Update Bans the Word ‘Cum’
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Dead by Daylight DLC Adds Iconic ‘80s Monster Ronald Reagan
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Hard Drive Apologizes to Elon Musk for Dunking on Him Too Hard
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Elon Musk Offers to Buy Rake He Stepped On
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do you think elon will come to our Hard Drive show in nyc in July? caveat.nyc/event/hard-drive-…
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When Asked What Han Solo’s Favorite Color Is, Harrison Ford Says “I Wish George Lucas Would Die”
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George R. R. Martin’s Mother Won’t Let Him Leave the Dinner Table Until He Finishes ‘The Winds of Winter’
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Feel Old Yet? Skyrim Was Released 10 Years Ago, 8 Years Ago, 5 Years Ago, 4 Years Ago, and 3 Years Ago
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ok well lemme know what you think about this one hard-drive.net/elon-musk-adm…
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You Can’t Read This Article Yet. Come Back After You’ve Completed Your Work Missions
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Fantastic Four Movie Underway After Disney Acquires Ownership of John Krasinski
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do we have to be named xyu%hjpi#m or some shit for you to not remove it from your screenshots of our articles?
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whenever a video game character is trending on twitter you know if you click it there's a 50% chance of some interesting news about the series and 50% chance it's just a whole bunch of porn
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Parents Blame Poorly-Made Video Games For Son’s Annoying, Glitchy Outbursts
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Opinion: If You’re a Supervillain, Cut It Out
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Parents Unsure How to Explain to Kids That Family Cat Has Digivolved Into Angewomon
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