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DEAL ALERT: Mom Says We Can Pick Out One Game at GameStop If We Behave in Church
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Lonely Tony Hawk Swears He Landed a 20,000
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Board Game Winner Devastated to Learn Friend Actually Would Have Won in Like Two More Turns
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Video Game Speedrunner Changes Boyfriend’s Language to Japanese to Get Through Argument Quicker
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Zodiac Killer Letter Solved by Opening It With VLC Media Player
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Nintendo Places New Employees in Tutorial Office So They Can Train Before Entering Real Headquarters
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“With Great Power, Comes No Responsibility,” Cop Tells Spider-Man
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Cop Offended by Punctual Portrayal in GTA Games
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Microsoft Confirms Halo TV Series Isn’t Canon If You Think It Sucks
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Guy in Instagram Comments Can’t Figure Out Why No One Cares That He Is Giving Away $5,710 to 7 Random People
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Activision Blizzard Reports Most Profitable Quarter Ever for Legal Team
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New Punisher Comic Features Him Standing Around Outside of Shooting for 40 Minutes Before Acting
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Gendo Ikari Blames Sun Glare in Eyeglasses for Car Accident
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NBC Announces New Show ‘Chicago Gamer’
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Mexico Votes to Change Country’s Tint to Purple
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TellTale Fan Delighted to Learn Real-Life Actions Have Consequences
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Dragon-Type Trainer’s Entire Personality Being Dragon-Type Trainer
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Man Settles In to Watch Last 20 Minutes of Avatar on the Big TV at Best Buy
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Even Priest Has to Admit Goku Could Beat Jesus
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