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Struggling Item Shop Considers Adding Fourth Thing for Sale
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RANKED: The Top 5 Jokes About Mario’s Genitals We’ve Made
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Missing Shortcut Jump on Rainbow Road Not Covered by Auto Insurance
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Hundreds of Pokémon Species Go Extinct After Bill Accidentally Bricks PC
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Female Video Game Character With Undercut Gonna Piss a Lot of People Off for Some Reason
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Amazing: Speedrunner Beats Elden Ring on Steam Deck Before Battery Dies
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Microsoft Announces They Moved Activision-Blizzard Offices to International Waters
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playing the new EVIL DEAD video game live on twitch dot television. everyone on the stream said i did a "good tweet" right now. this is the tweet, you're reading it baby twitch.tv/harddrivenews
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Silent Hill Now Allowing Abandoned Schools and Amusement Parks to Reopen
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Activision-Blizzard Announces New Tool to Let Players Measure the Craniums of Characters
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Magneto’s Credit Cards All Fucked Up
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Grow Up: Only Children Play Video Games. Real Adults Pay Twitch Streamers to Play Games for Us
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Opinion: Time Flies When You’re Having Fun or Playing a Magical Time-Altering Ocarina
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Novelty Zelda Wallet Only Holds a Maximum of $99
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Physicists Discover That Universe Began as Arma 3 Mod
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So-Called “Hero” of Time Places Bomb in Villager’s Home
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Mom Wants You to Know That Japanese Cartoon You Watch Was an Answer on Jeopardy Last Night
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Tension Grows Between Guy in Drive Jacket and Guy in Akira Jacket at Local Party
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