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Review: ‘Assassin’s Creed Valhalla’ Brilliantly Uses Viking Lore to Tell a Story of Fatherh—OK I’m Realizing Now I’m Playing ‘God of War’
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Twitch Viewer Who Turned Off Stream’s Volume So He Could Do Work Now Just Watching in Silence
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Origin of Fake News Traced Back to Friend Saying He Played ‘Pokemon Purple’ in 2002
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General Motors Unveils Plans to be Doing “F-Zero Shit” by 2035
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Prizefighting Chao Killed by Loan Sharks After Refusing to Throw Karate Match
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Man Yearning for ‘Good Old Days’ Mostly Yearning for Bionicle
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Speedrunning Community Split Over Whether a Glitchless ‘Fallout: New Vegas’ Run Is Even Possible
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Should Every Game Have an Easy Mode? We Aren’t Writing an Article But Feel Free to Share This Post With Your Own Opinion
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Mario Eats Dead Rat to See If Anything Happens
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Pokémon Evolved Through Love and Friendship Immediately Traded for Slightly Orange Pikachu
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Game’s Lore Goes to Painstaking Lengths to Explain Why Bad Guys Have Glowing Red Eyes
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Alex Jones Announces ‘InfoWars Tactics’
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Man Terrified to Check Rotten Tomatoes Score for Movie He Just Enjoyed
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Today We’re Calling the PS3 “Retro” Just to Upset You
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Gameplay Cannot Possibly Live Up to Video Game Titled ‘Wizard with a Gun’
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Air Bud Slain by Teen Wolf in Conference Championship Game
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Reviewer Who Rated Game 10/10 Wasn’t Paid by Developer or at All
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This Gaming Chair Really Sucks, But We Make Ten Bucks If You Buy One
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Activision Announces Plans to Start Releasing Call of Duty Games Three at a Time
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EA Employees Stage Walkout Just to Get Away From Desks for a Minute
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