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Disgraced Raccoon City Cop Turns in Gun, Badge, and Shitload of Potted Plants
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Nintendo Confirms the Ones You Can’t Go Down are Shit Pipes
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Mr. Game & Watch Angry No One Acknowledging He’s Also a Keyblade Master
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Shadow of War’s Nemesis System Most Complex Relationship Man Has Ever Had
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Splatoon Announces ‘Tits vs. Ass’ Splatfest
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our Editor in Chief (@jeremysmiles) and some guy who looks exactly like Ace Watkins (@PhilJamesson) made a web series for Adult Swim and you can watch all three episodes on HBO Max right now!
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Report: Old Movie Actually Pretty Good
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Preview: Card Shark Is a Fun, Inventive Idea That I Cannot Engage With On a Moral Level as It Encourages Lying
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Elden Ring Would Not Have Been Popular in Other Eras, Such as the 1920s, Because Video Games Didn’t Exist Then
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San Francisco Installs Spikes to Deter Homeless People and Sonic the Hedgehog
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Opinion: Dragon Ball Z Is a Turn-Based Fighting Show
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Dad Worried Son Views Weekend Custody as Filler Arc
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Anime Fan Can Speak Fluent Japanese as Long as Conversation Exclusively Involves the Lyrics to the ‘Hunter x Hunter’ Theme Song
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Elden Ring Would Not Have Been Popular in Other Eras, Such as the 1920s, Because Video Games Didn’t Exist Then
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Obnoxious Cinephile Won’t Stop Clapping at the End of Every Annapurna Game
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Psychic Beats Shit Out of Man Counting Tarot Cards
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Horrified Mario Regrets Triple Jumping Into H.R. Giger Painting
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Insufferable ‘Lego Star Wars’ Fan Prefers Original Version
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RPG Player Unsure Whether Their Character Would Say “Of Course!” or “Sure Thing!”
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