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James Corden Dead After Being Rude to Koholint Island Shopkeeper
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Man Waking Up From 26-Year Coma Really Pumped That ‘The Simpsons’ Is Still On
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343 Refuses to Reveal What Master Chief’s Suit Does With All the Cum
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100 Mega Man Villains Who Were Rejected for Being Too On-the-Nose
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Game Starring Ageless Demon Forced to Shred for Eternity Not About Tony Hawk
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Everyone Really Excited About TV Debut of Star Wars Character You’ve Never Heard Of
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it's on SATURDAY night you dumb piece of shit
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Children Skeptical of Friend’s Claim that Uncle Works for Nintendo and Is Kirby
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Ten Pushups Successfully Offsets Seven Hours on Couch
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Sesame Street Helps Losers Cope by Introducing Muppet that Sucks Ass at Halo
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Mobile Game Requiring You to Play in Landscape Mode Really Asking for a Lot
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Struggling Korean Esports Athlete Sent Down to United States
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Genius Notices ‘Hard Drive’ Article Was Already Posted Once Before
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Nintendo Announces New Daily Fee to Keep Your Pokémon Alive
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New Ubisoft Game Lets Players Tackle Same Mission in Any Order They Want
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Creepypasta About Haunted Video Game Just Someone Playing ‘Sonic Forces’
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Physical Media Collector Pretends Not to Care That Super Obscure Film Is Available for Free on Tubi
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“He’s Not Ready,” Mutters Miyamoto Over Shrieking Flesh Pile of Failed Mario Clone
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Atari Sure Hoping No Big, Strong, Handsome Game Company Buys Them, Too
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$150 Million Advertising Investment Pays Off as First Person Downloads ‘Raid: Shadow Legends’
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