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Welp: Looks Like Elden Ring Has Bought Off Every Single Reviewer
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When Asked What Han Solo’s Favorite Color Is, Harrison Ford Says “I Wish George Lucas Would Die”
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MediHealth Unveils New Black and Red Catheters for Gamers
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Druid Super Embarrassed to Discover They’ve Had a Bunch of Sticks in Their Hair This Whole Time
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Vengeance-Stricken Charles Martinet Lands Lead Role in Chris Pratt Biopic
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Quentin Tarantino Says His Next Genre Homage Project Will Be a Love Letter to Monty Python
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Hayao Miyazaki Avoids Attending Son’s Movie By Magically Transforming Into River
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HBO’s ‘Sad People Fuck’ Renewed for Second Season
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New Stardew Valley Mod Lets You Know What Everyone in Town Says Behind Your Back
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JRPG Fan Tells Critic With Middling Review to Only Kill Himself a Little Bit
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Single Speck of Dust Trapped Beneath Screen Protector Settles In for the Big Sleep
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D&D Group Not Close Enough Friends to Help DM Through Whatever’s Going on With Him Right Now
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Wario64 Tweets Disturbing Link to Affordable Craigslist Hitman
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Opinion: Why I’m Excited About the Metaverse
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Huge Earthbound Fan Excited to Play It for First Time
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Senator Armstrong Answers the Web’s Most-Asked Questions
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Moviegoer Floored They Somehow Got Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart in the Same Movie
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Hulu Pretty Certain You Wanted to Start Show You’re Rewatching From the End Credits
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