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Man Finishes Life in 43 Years With 0 Kills and 2,000 Secrets Missed
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they should have had this guy play mario instead of chris pratt
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come to our show in nyc on October 22nd and we will debut our version of what Mario's voice should sound like caveat.nyc/events/hard-drive…
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who would have thought that chris pratt's big secret voice in the mario movie would be his normal speaking voice
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Gamer Living Through the Purge Launches Nintendo ROM Site
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Gamer Bummed After Car Uneventfully Runs Over Banana Peel
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Wii U Web Browser Used One Last Time to List Wii U on eBay
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Donald Trump’s Attorneys Getting Nervous as He Begins ‘Metal Wolf Chaos XD’ Playthrough
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Elon Musk to Rename Twitter T-2&6(+)@!
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wow another video game website PAID OFF by developers. makes me SICK
Read all the poorly written sponsored @HardDriveMag articles about our games in one convenient spot.
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Adventuring Grinds to Halt as ‘Guys Who Paint the Climbable Ledges Yellow’ Strike Enters Third Week
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32-Year-Old Man Thinks Quality of Nick Jr Shows Has Dropped Off
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Jonathan Banks Shoehorns Monologue Into Shakespeare Production About Macbeth’s Past as a Philly Cop
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6-Hour YouTube Video Essay Doesn’t Have Time to Get Into That Right Now
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“Magic: The Gathering Is Like Crack” Says Man Who Has Never Been Addicted to Crack
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YouTuber Films Rant About “Forced Diversity” in His 23andMe Results
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