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Joined May 2017
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Early-Level Boss Picks up Extra Shift as Mid-Game Enemy
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Long Server Queues Preventing Neo From Jacking Into The Matrix
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Game Freak Unveils New Line-Up of Pokémon for You to Be Upset About, Old Man
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“I Respect Your Opinion” Begins Death Threat to Critic
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Kid Whose Uncle Works at Nintendo Doesn’t Have Any Secrets But Will Have Job at Nintendo
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✓ never played a Souls game
✓ bad at video games
✓ once in middle school i was wearing those pants that have buttons along the side and they ripped off my legs and everyone laughed at me
✓ streaming Elden Ring rn
come tell me what i'm doing wrong
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Guy Decides Right Before Watching Movie If He’ll Like It or Not
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Dominatrix Anime Available Exclusively With Subs
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Dumbass Smash Bros Crowd Cheering for Character Who Just Died
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Deal Alert: This Thrift Store Anime Figure Is Only Missing One Limb
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ok i stopped playing. i guess follow our twitch account if you wanna join the next time i play twitch.tv/harddrivenews
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Mega Man Gains Herpes Ability After Defeating Florida Man
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✓ never played a Souls game
✓ bad at video games in general
✓ not very smart
✓ streaming Elden Ring on Twitch
✓ don't have a fifth thing
come watch me suffer
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Walkthrough Confirms Part You’re Stuck on Not Even a Puzzle
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