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Nintendo Reveals the Mario That Goes Into The Pipes Is Not the Same One That Comes Out
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New M. Night Shyamalan Film Released Straight to Wikipedia Synopsis
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Unskippable Dialogue Makes Speedrunner Late for Work
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Nancy Pelosi Deliberately Steers Into Banana Peel After Accidentally Taking Lead in Mario Kart
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Looking Back on Roger Ebert’s Favorite Film ‘HALO 2 ALL CUTSCENES (4K 60FPS) GAMEMOVIE’
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Nintendo Confirms Toadette’s Braids Are the Scalps of Smaller, Weaker Toadettes
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Simon Belmont Admits He Only Goes to Church on Easter and Christmas
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Gamer’s Sexuality Awakened After Spending Hours Crafting Perfect Man in Character Creator
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Vengeance-Stricken Charles Martinet Lands Lead Role in Chris Pratt Biopic
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Wikipedia+ Service to Lock Film Synopses Behind Monthly Subscription
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J. Jonah Jameson Demands More Listicles of Spider-Man for Struggling Daily Bugle Website
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Opinion: In Polite Company, You Should Never Talk About Religion, Politics, or Anime
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Jaded Disney Adult Can’t Imagine Bringing a Child Into This Fucked-up Disney World
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“Ugh, Got Queued Up With Another Round of Bots,” Says Squad Crushing You in FPS
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BREAKING: Hill Controlled. BREAKING: Hill Contested. BREAKING: Hill Controlled. BREAKING: Hill Contested. BREAKING: Hill Controlled
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