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Weed Successfully Hidden in ‘Guitar Hero: Aerosmith’ Case for 13 Years
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Report: We Also Don’t Make Any Money If You Don’t Click the Fucking Link But We Especially Don’t Make Any Money If You Post the Onion’s Version of This Headline In Our Comments
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Bahamut Promises Wife to Stop Taking Summon Calls During Family Dinner
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Zelda Timeline Explained to No One in Particular
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Opinion: Michael Scott Was Actually a Bad Boss
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Mark Wahlberg Spends Entire Flight Simulator Playthrough Pretending to Stop 9/11
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Arlo Rejected From the Muppets for Being a Gamer
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We Spent 15 Years Testing the Xbox 360 and PS3 and are Ready to Declare a Winner
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Nintendo Switch Leaker Reveals Bayonetta 3 Will Be a Video Game
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‘Gamers Choice Awards’ Immediately Cancelled Upon Seeing What Gamers Chose
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So Called Gaming Chair Doesn’t Have a Single Fucking Game on It
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Sega Announces Next Sonic Game Will Be One of the Bad Ones
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Wizard Community College Delivers Acceptance Letters by Seagull
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Facebook Game Ad Actually Government Recruiting Device to Contract Earth’s Most Skilled Military Tacticians
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Local Blacksmith Gives Quest to Go See His Band at the Tavern Tonight
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Indie Director’s Career Tragically Cut Short by Marvel Ten Year Contract
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