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Failed Orgy Devolves Into Naked Couples Playing JackBox
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Anthropologists Discover Tribe Deep Within Amazon Who Haven’t Seen Outside World in Years
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Bootlicking Goody Two Shoes Chooses to Send Data to Microsoft to Make Windows 10 Better
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Sony Suggests Putting Crash Bandicoot in the Middle and Letting Him Choose Which Company He Wants to Go To
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Neil Young Demands Microsoft Oppose Activision-Blizzard Abuses or Remove His Indie Games From Gamepass
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Man Worried He’ll Never Find Open World Game as Good as Her
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Dying Gamer Uses Last Breath to Recommend ‘Ghost of Tsushima’ If You Haven’t Played It
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Phoenix Wright Ruins Another Wedding
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New Star Wars Character Actually From Some Book
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Wrinkly Kong Wishes They Would Just Call Her “Grandma” or Something
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River City Police Finally Take Down High Profile Girlfriend Kidnapping Ring
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Broken PC Transforms Hardcore Gamer Into Just a Normal Run-of-the-Mill Bigot
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Gamer Wishes Real Life Was Less Open World
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going live on twitch with just audio of the discord notification bleep every few minutes so people don't feel out of place
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PlayStation 2 Last Remaining Way to Play CDs in Apartment
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Shitty Game Console Looking Forward to Retro Status
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HBO’s ‘Sad People Fuck’ Renewed for Second Season
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Random! This Video Game Company Happens to Be Completely Restructuring Right After Employees Started Unionizing
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