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Hidetaka Miyazaki Reveals All His Swamp Levels Are Based On Different Cities in New Jersey
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We Would Love to Let You Read This Article for a Mere 500 Gems
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Paramedic Fixes Gamer by Blowing Into Him a Few Times
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National Park Service Designates Florida Everglades as Level 17-35 Questing Zone
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If Greta Thunberg is Old Enough to Speak in Front of the UN, She is Old Enough to Accept My Invitation to Mortal Kombat
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Watchdog Group Slams GTA for Glorified Portrayal of Radio Stations
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New Franchise Reboot Struggling to Decide Which Character Has a Podcast Now
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Newly-Elected Mayor Pledges to Build Roads, Expand Industrial District, Summon Deadly Tornado
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LoFi Hip Hop Radio Girl Still Fails Test After Four Years of Studying
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The ‘Joker’ Ending Mansplained
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Heartwarming: Pregnant Woman Gives Up Subway Seat to Gamer Playing Switch
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Man Knows More About Superman’s Parents Than His Own
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Creators Confirm Phineas & Ferb Could Have Cured HIV Whenever
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Entirety of ‘Smiling Friends’ Now Streaming on YouTube in 15-Second Stolen Clips
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5th Friend Who ‘Doesn’t Mind Watching Everyone Else Play’ Awarded Nobel Peace Prize
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Report: Old College Roommate Just Kept Playing League of Legends
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Life Spent Playing ‘Doom’ Pays Off for Gamer Sent to Hell
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Opinion: I Feel Safer Knowing Kirby Owns a Gun
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