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Catholic Kid CONFIRMED???
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Man Names Baby After Typo Made in Group Chat
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Entire Friendship Based on Remembering ‘Zombies Ate My Neighbors’
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Historians Now Believe Roman Empire Fell Because You Didn’t Build a Tower Right Here
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you bled on the battlefield for Nintendo or Sega in the Great Console War. then you were called to action again for Sony or Microsoft in the Console War 2. now you can wear a hat so people on the street show you some damn respect shop.thehardtimes.net/collec…
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Shocking Interview Reveals Matt Damon Thinks ‘The Martian’ Really Happened to Him
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DLC Unlocks Expansive New Region of Chores
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Gamer at New Job Opens Every Door in Office Building
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Man Loses All His Friends After Removing Hat With +3 Charisma
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Luigi Amiibo Curved to Hit G-Spot
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Climate Scientists Warn It’s Dawn of the Final Day
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BREAKING: Flamethrower Guy Has Thing on His Back You Can Shoot
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Gamer Who Just Bought ‘Pokémon Shining Pearl’ Suddenly Really Concerned About Going Outside During Omicron
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‘Luigi’s Mansion 3’ Review: Gooigi is a Welcome Addition to Nintendo’s Many Heretical Affronts to God
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Ditto Suffering From Impostor Syndrome
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Overly Cautious D&D Party Still in Starting Tavern After 10 Sessions
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Burger King Introduces New Whopper That Heals You a Little Bit
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First Edition Card Has Seen Some Shit
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Man Binging New Podcast Reaches the One After Trump Got Elected
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Guy at Front of Human Centipede Doesn’t Believe in ‘Privilege’
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