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Boyfriend Apologizes for Load Time
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Man Sets Unrealistic Fitness Goal of Looking Good in Switch Screen Reflection
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Actor Robert Durst, Star of HBO’s The Jinx, Dead at 78
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Take-Two Decides to Acquire Zynga for $12.7 Billion Instead of Waiting 24 Hours
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It Gets Worse: New Report Reveals Michael Jackson’s Sonic 3 Soundtrack Was Also Arranged by OJ Simpson
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Only One Way to Find Out If Start Button Will Pause or Skip Crucial Cutscene
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I Touched Every Blade of Grass in ‘Breath of the Wild’ and Learned I Need to Make Increasingly Complicated Video Game Content In Order to Feel Anything Anymore
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Fact Check: It’s Called ‘Shrimp Fried Rice’ Not Because a Shrimp Fried the Rice Itself, But In Fact Because the Fried Rice Contains Shrimp In It
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Hasbro Announces Monopoly: Monopoly Edition
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Documentary About Rise and Fall of Quibi to Be About Ten Minutes Long
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Disgusting: Little Baby Bitch Boy Coward Gamer Brightens Horror Settings So Symbol Still Visible
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Tranquil, Meditative Puzzle Game Being Real Piece of Shit Today
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Study Shows Adjusting Medicine Cabinet Mirror Still Best Way to Reveal Killer Is Behind You
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Nancy Pelosi Plays Single Match as Doomfist in Honor of Black Lives Matter
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Sesame Street Helps Losers Cope by Introducing Muppet that Sucks Ass at Halo
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Cops Leave Incendiary Red Barrels Near Protest Sites to Incite Violence
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Opinion: Video Games are for Children. If You’re an Adult, You Should Stare at a Wall Until You Fucking Die
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Bookstore Forced to Sell Stupid Little Nerd Toys
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