Honest games, entertainment, and culture reporting supported by our community on Patreon: patreon.com/thehardtimes
satire
Joined May 2017
- Tweets 17,316
- Following 939
- Followers 323,387
- Likes 16,022
5 Times Everyone Thought Sly Cooper Was Hot and Not Just Me
hard-drive.net/5-times-every…
37
360
29
2,398
Smash Bros Purist Won’t Even Use Items in Bedroom
hard-drive.net/smash-bros-pu…
104
2,031
217
15,368
it is unethical to download or even PLAY a video game. wear this shirt to let your friends and strangers know where you stand on this very important issue shop.thehardtimes.net/collec…
8
94
1
874
Matt Mercer Spends 45 Minutes Describing Sandwich Smell to Waiter
hard-drive.net/matt-mercer-s…
113
2,060
201
16,227
Sega Announces They Will Be Using Fan-Game Creators to Develop New Sonic Lawsuit
hard-drive.net/sega-announce…
7
69
2
1,097
Epstein Documentary Removes Itself From Netflix
hard-drive.net/epstein-docum…
8
151
2
2,082
New Bike Game Lets You Do Bike Shit
hard-drive.net/new-bike-game…
15
90
3
1,232
Matt Damon demands that you read this article hard-drive.net/nintendo-conf…
13
59
2
1,280
because Matt Damon doesn't actually say anything real in that crypto ad, you can make the url at the end whatever you want and it still makes the exact same amount of sense
158
1,955
79
10,892
0
Skyrim ‘Pandemic Update’ Increases Shout Damage by 1,000 Percent
hard-drive.net/skyrim-pandem…
6
117
7
1,403
this is back in stock! get this shirt and then play some fuckin Sega Bass Fishing shop.thehardtimes.net/collec…
5
41
4
407
DEAL ALERT: This Dumb Grieving Mother Is Selling Her Deceased Son’s Pokémon Cards for Like Barely Anything
hard-drive.net/deal-alert-th…
5
127
4
1,498
Despondent Man Has Tried Everything to Get Friends to Try Shenmue
hard-drive.net/despondent-ma…
25
121
30
1,444
Mario Can’t Get Resume Under 10 Pages
hard-drive.net/mario-cant-ge…
8
93
2
1,277
World 1-1 Koopa Claims to be World 3-6 Para-Koopa On Dating App
hard-drive.net/world-1-1-koo…
8
187
1,826
Opinion: Bernie Should Have Stayed in the Primary in Case He Won Every Bonus Star
hard-drive.net/opinion-berni…
8
352
6
3,673
these are back in stock!!! every time I post these, someone says "aw man, I'd love these if I drank beer!" and I just wanna reiterate: YOU CAN USE THESE ON ALL TYPES OF CANS. SODA, SELTZER, CANS FULL OF PISS, YOU NAME IT shop.thehardtimes.net/collec…
11
14
1
226
Makers of Jumanji Settle $729 Billion Class Action Lawsuit
hard-drive.net/makers-of-jum…
8
134
3
1,680