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Every ‘Star Wars’ Movie Ranked by How Old I Was the First Time I Saw It
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If Sonic Water Levels Gave You Lifelong Anxiety, You May Be Entitled to Compensation
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God Admits It’s Kinda Gay to Create Dudes
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Hulu Pretty Certain You Wanted to Start Show You’re Rewatching From the End Credits
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Beloved Sportscaster John Madden Dead at NFL 22
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Man Dead After Being Shot in Ankle Nine Times
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Manga on Hiatus After Artist Takes Bathroom Break
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Has Cancel Culture Gone Too Far? Lindsay Ellis Has Decided Not to Make Videos Anymore on Her Own Accord
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Single Viewer of Twitch Stream Under More Pressure Than Streamer
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Body Cam Footage Has Post-Credits Scene Where the Cop Gets Away With It
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Pixar Confirms They Have Almost Collected Enough Tears for the Ritual
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Nearly Unusable Controller Still in Rotation Because It Looks Cool
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‘Ring Fit Adventure’ Player Upset to Learn Body He’s Been Leveling Up Will Die in Cutscene Later On
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Newly Hatched Baby Pokémon Gains 23 Levels Watching Dragonite Beat Shit Out of Gym Leader
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Quality-of-Life Update Uninstalls Game
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Townspeople Don’t Have Heart to Tell Protagonist He’s the Fifth Chosen One So Far
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We Really Need the SEO, So Here’s How You Can Get a PlayStation 5
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Opinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are a Christmas Movie
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